I should make it clear that I dont hate my cat, on the contrary, I love my cat. I also don't think my cat hates me, not entirely anyway. I think it would be more accurate to say that my cat is a sociopath. I do think he would not hesitate to knock me off if it served his means, but I don't think he has any plans in the immediate future to do so. Luckily, I do have someone on my side, Oscar. Oscar will be getting his own page shortly, maybe even a myspace page, although I think he is more of a facebook kind of guy. Oscar is a true prince, and a gentleman. As my Mother would say - he is one of the great cats. The only thing I dont like is that I am so fond of him, I think about how sad I will be when he is gone.

Oscar can do many things, he is very capable. He can open doors, close doors, he can knock, he might even be able to answer the phone. I wouldn't be surprised. He is the kind of guy you just want to do favors for - make sure that he is comfortable, not hungry, has something to read and rest his feet on. Unfortunately for you, you can't relate because you just haven't met a cat like Oscar, you think you have, but friend, you haven't. He keeps FiFi in line. I suspect he would get invoved if he thought FiFi might be making his move against me. So I sleep pretty well. I told Oscar that I would be making him a page soon, so make sure you check back often.